Save Your Skin

 

Just as an auto mechanic would believe that there must be something wrong with any car and that they can fix it, I suspect that surgeons feel the same way; there is always something that needs repairing.

Mr. Customer, can't you see
We think you need a surgery,
You’ve got some parts about to fail
And your skin is looking awful pale,
Well, that's a sign of some disease
Don't ask us how we know it, please.

Our surgeons would like to look within
They'll do anything to save your skin,
And frankly, sir, that's all you've got
In our opinion, the rest is shot,
So sell the house, the bonds, the stocks
And give the cash to all of your doc's,
You'll receive a card of heartfelt thanks
From all of our respective banks.