X-Tensive

Hypertension should never go untreated. Sure, we all know that, but many folks out there treat high blood pressure with the same respect as use of seat belts. They figure, "well, I feel all right now, I'm safe, so what's the big deal". How about death, dummy?

You have heard about Hypertension
It's a killer that's for sure,
Be careful what you read sir
No herb can promise a cure;
Unless that plant should kill you
Then your hypertension is gone,
You'll be sleeping six feet under
Over at Forest Lawn.

What you need is a decent doctor
One of modern medicine,
Preferably a well trained scholar
As bright as Thomas Edison,
Don't go to that guy on Craigslist
Offering chelation care,
The only thing cured will be his wallet
While you suffer a stroke, getting there.

Hypertension therapy
Usually requires medication,
You might need to lose weight and quit smoking
With commitment and motivation,
But if you consider no treatment
You better learn what your risks are Pop,
Get a couple million dollars of life insurance
For your family when you blow your top.