There are circumstances where (if I had the power) I would occasionally bestow honorary sainthood upon one of my coworkers, for deeds done, way beyond the call of duty.

Beatified

Beatified, dear Betty should be
After cleaning vomit, poop and pee,
And before the lights went down
And she'd raised the rails,
She washed the hair, and teeth and nails.

Her advice to me, and I'll heed it well
Patient's do better, when they have a good smell,
And pad the bed; why, that's her creed
Because patient's will vomit, poop and bleed.

Fibril_late;
5/10/08