Oh yummy, this is a tasty one! Warm, sick bodies are a veritable breeding ground and human petri dish for opportunistic organisms. Some of those bugs are clever enough to secrete smelly, oozing goop; might go well with soup.

In Your Soup

The mother of infection
Is pregnant, yes indeed,
She's looking for a medium
To plant a fertile seed,
A warm and damp environment
Preferably, it's dark
Then just a couple yeast cells
And soon you'll see her mark,
At first a coloration
And then an urge to scratch,
It will form a creamy pus
With a taste that's tough to match,
You can try it on a cracker
Or mix it in your soup,
There is really no comparison
To exudative goop.

Fibril_late; 3/93