Mr. Jones, once again faced with a life and death decision. He's splitsville!

Jesus And The Hemiparesis

Mr. Jones, your heart's no good
No, it's not beating like it should,
We want to take a look inside
We're wondering why you haven't died,
A simple test, a little sedation
The risk is low for complication,
Now why don't you just sign this paper
So we can start this little caper.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to say
That you might bleed to death today,
Or wake up with a hemiparesis
Or find yourself at the right hand of Jesus,
Wait Mr. Jones, don't run away
You're going to miss the fun today.

Fibril_late; 2/93