Genius

We have all heard about Betty Lou the nurse, who had a grand idea, created a sample, had peer review, found a manufacturer, got Angel Investor backing, and is now a bonafide gazillionaire, after selling their gadget to Google.

Me, I just get goofy ideas, give them funny names, and hopefully entertain a few hardworking others like myself.

Over the years I have discovered

Several new conditions,

But as a nurse, no one cares

They don't believe my renditions,

Big Pharma doesn't fund me

I get no University backing,

When I showed them my research

They sent me packing.

When the Internet came along

I figured, this is the place,

I can write up my theories

Without showing my face,

Someone might read it

And recognize my finding,

How brilliant my research is

Absolutely spellbinding.

Perhaps my new gadget

Will be the hottest next thing,

Then I can retire to Fiji

With my Pit Bull Mei-Ling.

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My "Copyrighted" Condition List:

1. Persistent Vegetative State (no, it's not Tennessee)
2. Circus Movement Brainwaves
3. Physician Index of Acceleration (PIA)
4. Ketchup Brain
5. Hypertension Deficit Disorder
6. Provocative Resting Test
7. Autonomic Reflection

ps.
Stay tuned for goofy gadgets like;
the Cardio Floppen Crappen, Sneezer Pleaser, and the,
Metered Dose Impaler.