Elder Barry

Break Nurse, opinionator, sounding board advice solution suggester, critical decision consultant, wise old man, senior citizen elder helper. This beats Walmart any day, except for the lifting, wiping, toxic waste disposal and babysitting the psycho's.

At work
I must be shown respect,
Cuz, I'm a Senior citizen
They must protect,
They can't treat me badly
That would be Elder Abuse,
Finally, age is working for me
Yep, I've got an excuse.