Spasmodicus

Once the gross out theme gets rolling, I just can't stop.
"Twas the night after.............

'Twas the night of diarrhea

And all throughout the house,

Not a Nurse was seen breathing

It smelled worse than dead mouse,

The commode chairs spilled over

And streamed across the floor,

House-keeping refused

To take care of this chore.

I called Dr. Brown

And Suzi called Dr. Runni,

And each one of them laughed

Because they thought it was funny.

I told Dr. Brown

"You have earned payback

For sure",

The next time I get you coffee

I guarantee it won't be pure.

The next night an emissary

Of emesis came over,

To herald a pukefest

On the Cliffs of Dover

We used all the Zofran

Phenergan and Droperidol,

And when I phoned the doctor

He asked, "So, why did you call?"

Another round of threats

Regarding crap in his salad,

Had the good Professor Emesis

Singing my ballad,

Regarding pukus-diareus-spasmodica-loo

Oh, pray with me Brother

That it never happens to you.