Believe me, if you have ever had a stomach ulcer or acute gastritis, it feels like you accidently ate a Piranha and his buddy the Sea Lamprey and now they're eating their way out through the lining of your stomach. Imagine this........

Stomach Hickeys

Stomach hickeys
Can you imagine the sight,
Sea lampreys in your gut
Each taking out a bite,
Rabid little monsters
With an appetitie to match,
If you don't readicate them soon
You'll need a stomach patch.

Is it simply flatulence
Or something else diverse,
Is it a creepy, crawly feeling
Could it be the lamprey curse?,
Stomach hickeys in the making
Little lamphrey creatures,
Sucking on the lining
Rearrange your stomach features.

You'll pray to seven deities
To cure you of this blight,
Consume three dozen poisons
Because those lamprey suckers fight,
Eat a heap of ripe red radishes
With jalapenos by the bunch,
Then hope to God that you're survived
The plight of lamprey lunch.

Fibril_late; 3/94