Buccal Fever

I derive no pleasure having my teeth cleaned, except hanging out with a hot little number, known as Dental Dana.

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Dental Dana

Sweet as ever,

I’m her fulcrum

And she’s the lever,

Plying her tools

On my teeth and gums,

She’s probably thinking

I’m real dumb.

Because,

I never seem to floss enough,

My Tartar buildup

Is Dodge Ram tough,

With crowded teeth

And inflammation,

She must think

I’m an aberration.

First that Ultrasonic

Scaling screech,

Then she buffed my teeth

With household bleach,

Causing a cataclysmic

Buccal clench,

Oh, Dental Dana

What a wench!

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Dental Dana

Is at the top of my list,

Of the sweetest girls

I never kissed.

When she leans over me

With her scented mask,

I can hardly manage

To stay on task,

I’m not supposed

To move at all,

I’m dependent on

Her beck and call.

“Turn your head

Now, clench your jaw”,

While I’m dreaming of carrots

And all things raw,

Yes, that Dana

Gets me overthinking,

It’s no wonder

I go home, start drinking.

Coffee!

To the nth degree,

It slows me down

Like a cold iced-knee,

Brings me back

To my senses, man,

‘Twas just a teeth cleaning

I better stick to the plan.

Keeping my eye

On that hygiene chick,

Watching every single

Flick of her Bic,

Planning my next move

Four months from now,

Today was a bust

See you later, and Ciao.

Fibril_late;

6/5/14

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Dental Dana

Gave me a frown,

Busted my molar

And stole my crown,

Then, she called me

A nasty pest,

Because she leaned over

And I bit her breast.

I couldn’t help it

I was in pain,

They didn’t give me

The Novocaine,

No laughing gas

Or acupuncture,

So I was desperate

At that juncture.

She got close to me

And I took a bite,

I didn’t know if

It was day or night,

Writhing

In that dental chair,

But she really screamed

When I pulled her hair.

Dental Dana

She’s a ball of fire,

I begged her, Honey

Don’t ever retire,

Because every time we meet

It’s an exciting event,

In the future, could you possibly

Give consent?

Fibril_late;

6/5/14