I enjoy discovering ways to write about things like Packed-cells and Paxil; how could they possibly be related, other than the fact that they sound sort of similar?

Packed Cells vs. Paxil

Occasionally, I’m not sure
What my patient needs more,
Two units of packed-cells
Or Paxil, fourscore.

At times they need them both
Because they’re bloody crazy,
At other times the Paxil
Just makes them too damn lazy.

To sum it up, I’m telling you
Blood is the elixir of life,
In contrast, hoard the Paxil
And save it for your wife.

Fibril_late;
1/15/09