I applied to be a member of a Transplant team, and it struck me, that having clients that were dead might be ok. It wouldn't matter if I was a slob or not. Thus begat:

Donor Manager

I wanna be a donor manager
I really do,
I always took apart my pets
To get a better view,
I'd pop a couple eyeballs out
For marbles with the boys,
There wasn't anyone I knew
Who had my kinds of toys,
So I think I'm really qualified
To get this sort of job,
It won't matter to a dead man
That I'm really just a slob.

Fibril_late; 10/94