Over-Sixty Developments

 

Two Bladders

Old men grow another bladder
And I think they ought to be gladder,
They pee like an old horse
For a three minute span,
And then five minutes later
They can do it again.

At first it seems annoying
But one must take it in stride,
Except for those times
If you have just hitched a ride,
With your neighbor next door
His name is Lance,
He asks why you are wiggling
And holding your pants.

Ya see, he doesn't know
That forty years from now,
He will grow another bladder
And don't ask me how,
Because it JUST happens
When you get to be sixty-two,
So, shut your trap Lance
It's bound to happen to you.