Here I am, picking on surgeon's again. What's up with those guys, anyway? The ones I put in the spotlight, are usually the arrogant ones. Like anywhere in society, arrogance speaks boisterously and carries bad breath.


The Safety Of Your Parts

If you suspect you have
A colon deviation,
Be generous in terms
Of contemplation,
Because a surgeons role
Is one of keen attention,
He lives and breathes
For cutting intervention.

To talk with him you must
Resolve to shout,
Or he'll send you home in stitches
There's no doubt,
Because he rarely pays attention
To his clients,
He always gets his way
In bold defiance.

His opinion ranks way up there
With his Savior,
Who sanctions all his
Childish behavior,
Unknowingly, this God
Has just been had,
His surgeon-son says, "Thanks
Now kiss off Dad".

Tread carefully
The path of intervention,
Probe your surgeons' depth
Of sane intention,
To guarantee the safety
Of your parts,
Have a second opinion
Before he starts.

Fibril_late; 7/93