Another insane rant about the doctor profession. If you are an MD or know someone who is, don't be offended, it was probably just an offshoot of road-rage on my part.

Guerrilla Doctors

Guerrilla doctors
Their brains are dim,
They make up orders
On a whim,
Strange directives
That appear insane,
Specifically designed
To boggle my brain.

Guerrilla doctors
Driving their cars,
I wish they were
Some sort of energy czars,
But they favor the gas guzzling
Party-boat cruisers,
This is par for the course
Oh, what consummate losers.

Guerrilla fantasies
Gorilla dreams,
Practicing medicine
Measured in screams,
Plaque covered walls
To display their achievement,
If you hire these guys
Be prepared for bereavement.

Darwin's bold theory
Of evolutionary rules,
Didn't take into account
These neanderthal fools,
And after several millenniums
They show little advancement,
These guerrilla types
Lack remedial enhancement.

Fibril_late; 4/93