Monday, April 18, 2016

Skin.......the largest Organ

As a descendant of Europeans, I suffer from pale skin syndrome, and thus, am subject to sun exposure issues. Look, my skin is old, Ok? and now the medical specialists are having a look and finding new and exciting ways to remove it. It seems their favorite method is a short blast of liquid Nitrogen vapor at a cool (minus-320F, -195C, or 77K). Funny how it burns, for something so cold.

I went to the Dermatologist
To have my fortune told,
She said I looked real good
But my skin is old,
Not sure how to take that
I gave her the eye,
I said, "C'mon Dr. K.
I don't want to die,
So, just go ahead
And freeze some more skin,
I suspect they have a contest
To see who will win,
The frozen lesion award
Must be a daily wager,
It keeps everyone excited:
Why they keep checking their pager.

Just another day
At the Dermatologist,
Someone caressing my skin
And I wasn't even kissed,
They run a clean establishment
What they do, isn't massage,
No, I think they could call it
A skin remover garage.


Old Fool said...

I am impressed with the advances made in dermatology. I thought all they did was squeeze pimples.

Fibril_late said...

Puts a whole new spin on the the term regarding one's true love: "She's my main squeeze"