Dental Dana 45

I was getting worried about Dental Dana, having had no exciting encounters for quite a while..........until now. Here's the latest reported sighting.

Dental Dana
She's well bred,
But she doesn't let it
Get to her head,
She drives a little
Red Corvette,
Though she hasn't let me
Ride in it yet.

She tells me, Dude
You gotta behave,
You're always a naughty
Dental slave,
During dental
Dentition class,
You bite my fingers
And give me sass.

Well, I can't help it
She's hot stuff,
No amount of pain
Is never enough,
Like magnets attract
Or do they oppose?
I'm not sure
She just lanced my nose.