Randy Grandpa's

 

It's the new year and I have two new poems having something to do with S-E X. 
Luckily, it has to do with our patients and of course, nothing about me.

Randy Grandpa's
They exist,
But the ones who bragged at the hospital
Were boorish and probably not kissed,
After a procedure
They would ask about sex,
I might reply, you can do it with yourself
Without any protects.