Not highly regarded for my social skills, nor ability to lead perky conversations, I did develop a keen ability to make puns, cynical/sarcastic innuendos , sharp observations, and conveniently, my thoughts frequently rhyme in patterns. There is probably some kind of Psychological disorder, to explain all of that. (no doubt, carefully delineated in the DSM-5)
So, without further ado; new words and definitions:
Alcohol Use, Disorder:
When you tell the Bartender, you don't really want this particular cocktail.
Vernacular Fibrillation:
Making vocal utterances, which make no sense.
(somewhat like this definition)
Break-out sessions at the Acne Convention
Diawheaties: The latest breakfast cereal from Shaker Mills.
Improve your blood sugar management, while
enjoying your old favorite morning breakfast cereal.
Angiobran:
Part Anti-Coagulant, part Fiber supplement.
Prevent blood clots & prevent colonic (clots) obstructions.
Consider the similarities:
Q: A Creamcicle ice-cream treat, and the IV tubing used for hanging a piggyback medication.
A: The Creamsicle........you, suck on dairy;
The IV tubing set is called, a Secondary.
