Clorox Showers

Flexiseal

What a fabulous invention,

It works pretty good

For the stuff we don’t mention,

At Thanksgiving dinner

Though, it looks like gravy,

Occasionally chunky

And usually wavy.

Flexiseal drainage

Is now incontinence control,

Placing a tube

In your nether-hole,

So the drippy and runny

Won’t mess up the bed,

And the toxic smell

Won’t make us all dead.

Flexiseal

Part of your go-to-kit,

When Billy Bob Boomer

Has another shit,

For the 17th time

In the last eleven hours,

Earning you the right

For Clorox showers.