Monday, October 31, 2016
Gender Revenge
The latest news regarding Zika and mice:
"Not only did male mice infected with the Zika virus have a tougher time getting females pregnant, their levels of sex hormones crashed, and their testicles shrunk by 90%, possibly permanently".
At last, women may have their "fight back" solution, for those guys slipping GHB into their drink: just place a little Zika Dust into his drink!
Ladies, take note:
Here is your answer to the date-rape drug,
Spike the drink of your paramour
Give his testicles a proverbial slug!
Ya, see how he likes it
When he can't get it up forever more,
With the powdered dust of Zika
His romantic endeavors will be a real chore.
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Zika is small potatoes compared to what aging does to male hydraulics. Ladies, if you can wait it out, time takes care of overzealous men!
Keep in mind that Smoking and diabetes often cause atherosclerosis, and this narrowing or 'clogging' of arteries in the penis is the most common vascular cause of erectile dysfunction. Therefore, use subliminal suggestions like, "Honey, you don't need to stop smoking; I love the smell of burning tires". Or, "Sugarpie, go ahead and have a couple more slices of cheesecake, I know how you love it". Better yet, just get Bubba hooked on Meth, then he'll lose ALL interest in sex.
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