Never In Time

We're short staffed, so my time slot pulled back 1.5 hours, in the (ridiculous) theory, that we could close the shop at 2130. But it never, ever works....often, with disastrous results.


Oh, what a ridiculous
Night it was,
You ask why
Because, becuz,
Of all the silly
Things we does;

Like coming in early
When we shouldn't,
Never leaving on time
Because we couldn't,
A hematoma
On a TR-band wrist,
And late recoveries
That we shoulda missed,
But you don't keep normal
In the hospital overnight,
That won't fly
On Medicare oversight.

10/7/14