Is it just Nursing or has the whole world gone crazy for words that end with "ment"?
Nursing loves to describe how we all implement, supplement and so on. We don't see impediment too much, and no one likes to talk about excrement, but I managed to get the whole bunch into a short little essay/poem/comment.

Ment Well

We implement
Their supplement
To their detriment,
Blame it on their impediment
When it results in excrement
(aka: a movement);

I think we're in agreement
That's no compliment,
It's a measurement
Of mismanagement
Of an ailment;

Despite commitment-
Just another appointment
Of torment:

But we ment well.

Fibril_late;
4/29/11