Another hard-to-believe tale, that is filled with truth; really, just ask any Nurse!

Looking For Some Sturgeon

Now here's a strange phenomena
I've noticed o'er the years,
The gastroenterologist
Has stomach cancer fears,
And sure enough, before too long
He suffers bowel constriction,
Good golly gosh, I'm not surprised
He was a specialist of the affliction.

And then the neurosurgeon
Has a headache of grand proportion,
A nasty neuroblastoma
Has caused a brain distortion,
And the pain is so damned awful
Like a pterodactyl sting,
He takes a buzz-saw to his head
To eradicate that thing.

The saddest one most surely
Is the cardiology dude,
When the crushing pain and tombstone lines'
Begin to threaten his good mood,
He's inclined to pass the time away
Denying it's for real,
No Cardiologist worth his salt
Would accept such a lousy deal,
Alas, this can be fatal
Unless his family has some guts,
Accustomed to his attitude
They'll take no "ifs or buts",
And haul his sorry, dying ass
To the neighborhood cardiac surgeon,
He'll soon retire and buy a boat
And go looking for some sturgeon.

Fibril_late;
3/31/08