I got to thinking that the hospital could be characterized as a specialty restaurant, where you could order just about anything you wanted. Thus was born, "Flo's Diner".

Flo’s Diner

Bring your family and friends
To sample our food,
An eclectic selection
Cooked by Chef Dude,
An expert on fish
His favorite is sturgeon,
He moonlights for money
As a Cardiac Surgeon,
He interviews customers
In his favorite recliner,
And gives them free drinks
Down at Flo’s Diner.

High fat or low fat
Whatever you wish,
Cholesterol entrees
With your favorite dish,
TPN slurpees
And Pulmocare punch,
Fantastic nutrition
For an affordable lunch,
You want it, we’ve got it
Just don’t be a whiner,
That’s the only restriction
Down at Flo’s Diner.

Stop at the jukebox
And drop in some change,
Our music selection
Covers a range,
From the Screaming Tourettes
To the Stokes-Adams Blasters,
The Korsakoff Kids
And the Menopause Masters,
No musical menu
Could ever be finer,
Than the soothing tones found
Down at Flo’s Diner.

Chef Dude is an artist
When it comes to dessert,
He knows human nature
And what makes us hurt,
For the sweetest delights
The man is an ace,
He has studied the ways
For stuffing your face,
A vociferous vocalist
He knows every one-liner,
You’ll have nothing but fun
Down here at Flo’s Diner.

Fibril_late; 5/95