Fads of phobia's, egads! Sounds like a 1990's thing.

Disorderly Conduct

Every day I think I hear
About some other kind of fear,
A phobia for every man
Is the 1990’s plan.

The industry of fear ablation
Enables this neurotic nation,
While the victims gladly pay the fees
For a multitude of therapies.

Practitioners claim a cure for all
And a voice mail number you can call,
With testimonials abundant
A second opinion would be redundant.

An animal guide or spirit master
Can help you solve the problem faster,
It’s the best thing going, take my word
There’s no messy cage with a spirit bird.

To summarize, I will agree
There is a place for therapy,
Though I think it represents a fad
About the treatment everyone has had.

Fibril_late; 2/95