Is still acting up
Three months later and more,
Not diarrhea and `
A bothersome chore,
Colitis or IBS
Or one of those irritating cousins,
I guess if I went to the
I would find
Variants in the dozens.
Is something to shake a stick at,
C-Difficele's ugly stepchild
The odds are I won't be getting fat,
Eating seems completely undisturbed
Cramping, comes early in digestion,
The ever-present gurgling noises
Herald an upcoming decongestion.
I thought it would go away
In a month or two,
I think the scorched-earth policy
In my colon
Was overkill; don't you?
Similar to Agent Orange
Defoliating, that Asian swamp,
Norovirus seems to have decimated my GI tract
During its historical romp.