From the "more exciting news" Department:


JCR's (Joint Commission Resources) - Hospital Engagement Network (HEN) is part of the Partnership for Patients program sponsored by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). The goal of the program is to provide better care at lower costs. 
http://www.jcrinc.com/CMS-Hospital-Engagement-Network/ 

Further proof, that I don't need to imagine great stuff to write about.

You Need a HEN

Conditions you acquire
When you're sick,
In our modern health-care vision
Just won't click,
Instead, you need a HEN
And let her lay,
Hatch a couple eggs
And save the day.

Hot solutions are
Quite often screwy,
But you need an acronym
Like good chop suey,
Especially, when you
Call your group a HEN,
Hospital engagement
Network; so cayenne.

Fibril_late;
8/15/12