Seats Belts...who needs'em

Driving way too fast
For my own good,
The tree leaped in front of me
Who would think that it could?

Fortunately, for the alcohol
I didn't feel a thing,
Face first, swan-dive
And it didn't even sting.

I couldn't recommend
A better pain remover,
As they vacuumed my face
Off the pavement, with a Hoover.

1993