This was funnier than heck. Last week, Ms. B, paid us a visit for 12 hours, and had a patient in Droplet Isolation. Apparently the N-100 masks don't fit her lovely countenance and so she wears a virtual spacesuit all night long when entering the room. Damn, it was funnier than heck!

Space-Woman

I can’t say that I’ve ever seen it before
A space-woman working on our floor,
Bedecked from head to toe in a shroud
To hear her at all, she had to yell really loud.

Her backpack air-blower was whisper quiet,
But she sweat so much
‘Twas like she was on a diet.
Apparently the respirator masks don’t fit,
I don’t care
Her outfit was cooler than shit.

Fibril_late;
8/5/08