Sunday, February 05, 2017

Clorox Showers

What a fabulous invention,
It works pretty good
For the stuff we don’t mention,
At Thanksgiving dinner
Though, it looks like gravy,
Occasionally chunky
And usually wavy.

Flexiseal drainage
Is now incontinence control,
Placing a tube
In your nether-hole,
So the drippy and runny
Won’t mess up the bed,
And the toxic smell
Won’t make us all dead.

Part of your go-to-kit,
When Billy Bob Boomer
Has another shit,
For the 17th time
In the last eleven hours,
Earning you the right
For Clorox showers.

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