Me, I just get goofy ideas, give them funny names, and hopefully entertain a few hardworking others like myself.
Over the years I have discovered
Several new conditions,
But as a nurse, no one cares
They don't believe my renditions,
Big Pharma doesn't fund me
I get no University backing,
When I showed them my research
They sent me packing.
When the Internet came along
I figured, this is the place,
I can write up my theories
Without showing my face,
Someone might read it
And recognize my finding,
How brilliant my research is
Perhaps my new gadget
Will be the hottest next thing,
Then I can retire to FijiWith my Pit Bull Mei-Ling.
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My "Copyrighted" Condition List:
1. Persistent Vegetative State (no, it's not Tennessee)
2. Circus Movement Brainwaves
3. Physician Index of Acceleration (PIA)
4. Ketchup Brain
5. Hypertension Deficit Disorder
6. Provocative Resting Test
7. Autonomic Reflection
Stay tuned for goofy gadgets like;
the Cardio Floppen Crappen, Sneezer Pleaser, and the,
Metered Dose Impaler.