Just a little reminder; don't eat the hospital food and don't drink the water.
The average hospital sink
Is not an ideal place to drink,
All the germs and the fungus
Are shared there among us,
So the thought of a drink there, doth stink.
The average hospital meal
Is rarely an appetizing good deal,
The meat is long dead
And there's mold on the bread,
Even if I were a pig, I would squeal.