It's totally gross! Don't read it if you just had a meal. Wait, hold on; if you're a nurse, of course you can stomach it, because you've seen something just like it - maybe only 5 minutes ago. No doubt you were momentarily taken by surprise, until you realized it was only..................

Activated Goo Blobs

Genital yeast farm
As a gross-out, it’s top notch,
Crawling in the linen
Growing in the crotch.

Activated goo blobs
Multiplying every hour,
When your shift is over
Be sure to take a shower.

Proceed at your own risk
When you travel in the area,
Wear protective clothing
It’s a lot worse than malaria.

Dark forces are at work
And the humidity is prime,
In our antibiotic wasteland
You can grow some killer slime.

Resistant cream cheese exudate
Its quality can’t be beat,
With genetic engineering
It might be good enough to eat.

Fibril_late; 9/95