Just a reminder why Nursing is such an exciting job choice! And really, why hasn't the infamous "somebody" invented something to counteract deadly odors???

A Crazy Fool

I really am a crazy fool
For messing around with bloody stool,
The C.D.C. has firmly stated
Make sure you’re not contaminated,
So the hospital invests some bucks
For gowns and gloves and masks deluxe,
But there’s something missing in that equation
Adequate air filtration,
A state of siege that’s most unlawful
Good golly gosh, that stuff smells awful.

Fibril_late; 3/93